Category Archives: Felix

silbling


F: mommy, can i have another silbing?

M: ………..

F: one that come from your tummy?

[mommy shaking head]

F: why?

M: you two are enough trouble already

F: what if you have a good one?  maybe you will get a sensible one..

M: …….eat your dinner…

 

I don’t like muffins


[While mommi prepares ingredients for making muffins…]

F: mammi, why do you make muffins?

M: cos it is yummy

[a few minutes later…]

F: mammi, why do you make muffins?

M: cos i like it

[30 seconds later…]

F: mammi, why do you make muffins?

M: cos we want to eat them tomorrow

F: why do you want to eat them?

M: cos they are yummy

F: i don’t like muffins

M: that’s okay, you don’t have to eat them

[another 5 seconds…]

F: i only like it a little bit…

M: that’s okay, you don’t have to eat

[3 seconds later…]

F: i want to eat a little bit……..i will eat half of the muffin…….

[the next morning….]

M: do you want to have muffin?

F: yes!

You want to be boy or girl


Felix: Chloe, do you want to be a boy so you don’t need to cover your hair when you go to the mosque?

Chloe: yeah…maybe I can be half boy and half girl…

My ears


[during breakfast….]

Mammi: Felix, don’t sing when your
mouth is full

[singing stopped for a little bit and start again]

Mammi: Felix, finish the food in your mouth first

Felix: mammi, I left my ears in Malaysia

Mammi: then go stand by the door and wait
for them to come back

[silence….]

Mammi: are they back yet?

Felix: almost…..

[silence for a few more seconds]

Mammi: are they back yet?

Felix: yeah….

[later at night…]

Mammi: are your ears
still here?

Felix: yes, but they will go back to Malaysia at night

[…………]

Bad manners


Felix: mammi, Chloe didn’t play with me today [at
playground]

Mammi: oh, you could ask Chloe if she could play with
you

Chloe: I played with Felix a little bit and then I made a new
friend

Felix: yeah, I want to play fighting

Mammi: if you play
rough, no one will want to play with you

[after about a minute or
so…]

Felix: mammi, when I say Chloe didn’t play with me, I
thought you will say that’s bad manner!

Mammi: oh….hmmm….right…Chloe should look after you when you play
outside…..